jacket boner
the bunching up of a zipper so it appears as if you have an erection protruding from your jacket.
jim had a jacket b-n-r and we laughed at how small it was.
when you are wearing a zip-up jacket of any brand
and when zipped up it looks as if the zip line has multiple b-n-rs because of the numerous humps.
could also look like v-g-n-s in extreme cases
ugh stupid jacket b-n-rs
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