Jackin the Bean stock
when a guy is playing with his “stock.” most guys jack the bean stock when they can’t get any. when a guys’ hand is his best friend.
i have a few friends who jack the bean stock all the time cause they have nothing better to do and no one will give them any. d-mn h-rny b-st-rds…
when you are too lazy/tired to take off your girlfriend’s stockings before having s-x – so you bust right through them with your fist.
woman: hunny i’m too tired to take my stockings off.
man: that’s ok baby i’ll just jackin’ the bean stock you.
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