jackoffability


this is the level of ability in which one may jack off to something (like a picture) or someone; it is completely based on the man’s opinion, but it is often agreed upon

it may be stated in percent form,

a high percent is a compliment to the one being jacked off to

similar to j-ck-ffable
guy 1- that girl is wicked hott!
guy 2- agreed, j-ck-ffability=100%

Read Also:

  • Jackson Transfer

    similar to the monroe transfer in that it involves the transfer of a waste product from the producer to a willing partic-p-nt. simply put the jackson transfer is when two people stick a tube in their urethras and one of them urinates into the tube p-ssing the urine to the other’s urethra. more of a […]

  • Jaeger Crew

    1) a bunch of guys and/or girls who are generally considered to be losers and not a lot of fun. 2) undesireables. (the term ‘jaeger crew’ is derived from the drama entourage.’ in one episode vince and his gang are mocked by seth green (portrayed as a loser) as the ‘we don’t drink jaeger crew.’ […]

  • Jag Rag

    the material (often towel, tissue, toilet paper or nearby piece of paper crumpled to softness) used to -j-c-l-t- in to at the end of a strenuous masturbatory session. what they don’t often advertise, is that the shamwow makes a fantastic jag rag. a rag used to clean up the mess after jacking (jaggin) off i […]

  • jairst

    the most offensive term in the english language; the only word that simultaneously has every definition of every swear word/slang term known to man. useable in absolutely any context, although strongly discouraged. alternative words, being so common, don’t come anywhere near the magnitude of uttering this word. jairst is a jairsting jairst word. anybody who […]

  • jajaja

    oftenly used on online games, “jajaja” is a form a laughing used by spanish people. just like “san jose” and “jalapeno” the “j” is pr-nounced like and “h”. in counter-strike player #1 – “jajaja i pwned j00!” player #2 – “shut the h-ll up, u stupid spanish f-k!” an incredibly moronic way to express laughter […]


Disclaimer: jackoffability definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.