Jackson’s Law
similar to murphy’s law, jackson’s law states that the likelihood of any action being awesome is inversely proportional to the number of people observing.
by this law, any cool or hard to repeat action will be seen by few to no observers, while the most embarr-ssing will be seen by a crowd.
andrew: today i hit a pothole on my bike.
will: are you okay?
andrew: yeah – i flew off my bike, did a perfect combat roll, and came up running – not a scratch. but n-body saw it!
will: ouch. jackson’s law is a b-tch, man.
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