Jacktivity
the amalgamation of the word activity, and the british army slang word “jack” meaning selfish or lazy.
a jacktivity is something a mult-tude of people will do in order to evade hard work.
person 1: “while we’re in here, the smokers go outside every 5 minutes and evade the hard work.”
person 2: “that’s such a jacktivity.”
activities in which on man partakes in s-xual relations with themselves
charles was banished after being caught partic-p-ting in jacktivities at the playground
1. an -ssigned task that is nothing but a worthless, waste of time j-ck–ff activity.
1. there was nothing worthwhile to do at work today so the boss -ssigned me a jacktivity to keep me busy.
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