jacob hurt
shall go f-ck himself, and all he does, is flirt with innocent girls, and makes them fall in love with him. he does this to about 5 girls at a time, and makes all them girls think that he ‘loves them’ then, he goes out with a random girl, and makes all his little hoes who loves him, hate her. and so the little hoes go and destroy her life, and then he moves on to a new girl. jacob, if you are reading this, you hurt me. real bad.he also has a baby p-n-s 8 mm long.
jacob hurt: hey f-g
me: oh, i gotcha
jacob hurt: whatever
me: you’re such a jacob hurt
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