Jacob’s Law
the scientific law maintaining that you can only do something not stupid for so long. inferring that no matter how well things are going, something stupid is bound to happen.
perry: “jacob is doing really well so far…”
nick: “don’t worry, he’ll mess things up, it’s jacob’s law.”
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