Jacobsened


adjective: an extreme case of inebriation, invariably caused by a person’s unwillingness to leave pub/party/gathering of any kind, this combined with a fierce determination to continue imbibing large quant-ties of alcohol, while encouraging as many mates as possible to do the same.

once “jacobsened”, the subject will display many brilliant new attributes including but not limited to:
– willingness to do just about anything
– they will relieve themselves anywhere or on anybody
– all stationary drinking buddies become targets for any number of bodily excrements
“that guy just p-ssed on the waitress’ leg, he is f-cking jacobsened!!”

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