Jacooties


the living organisms that thrive in the warm, wet, petri dish-like conditions of a hot tub (especially communal tubs). in more favorable conditions, jacooties can actually be seen floating in the froth. do not -ssume that skimming the froth will remove jacooties from the tub.
i’m not going in that hot tub. andrew was in there last night with two sk-nks and now it’s full of jacooties. look, you can see them circling in the froth.

Read Also:

  • jagfuck

    an extremely useless person. i left a message for that jagf-ck but of course he never called me back. maybe if you weren’t such a jagf-ck and running late, we wouldn’t be in this situation. someone in an organization who causes more harm than good. presumably the merging of “f-cker” and “jagoff”. that jagf-ck just […]

  • Jaicob

    s-x on three legs middle stump big bananna bigger arms than mitch the s-x machine/babe loverrrrr. “i wish i had a jaicob” he said. “but doesnt that mean you have to wield a a weapon of m-ss destruction!” he replied with a quaint look on his face.

  • jalatenda whips

    when someones arms are really long and lanky and wiggles like over cooked spagetti, like a yetti, “twizzler like arms” d-mnnnnn!! pappy and k-bagpipes got some mean -ss mthaf’n jalatenda whips!!!!

  • Jamaican Roulette

    when the bowl is beat of ash and each person take a hit of it and once it pulls through the beat goes into the persons mouth like you get shot a lot like how in russian roulette how you the gun goes to your mouth and maybe you’ll be shot maybe you wont dude […]

  • JAMESYORK

    where a dude takes a cr-p on a 20 dollar bill. aw, he just took a jamesyork.


Disclaimer: Jacooties definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.