jade award


an award given to the sloppiest person at the party. the awarded must then wear the award (typically a jade ring) until the finish of the next party amongst that set of peers.
term originated in loma rica, ca
“did you see angel last night?”
“yeah he threw up everywhere and got the jade award!”

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