jagels


j-zz + bagels = jagels

an alternative to the widespread cullinary phenomenon, “juffins.”

not nearly as funny as “juffins.”
“dude– you eat a lot of jagels.”
-“jagels isn’t a word, dude. i think you mean juffins.”

colin touches wee wees a lot. and likes jagels.
3 more definitions
a jew combined with a bagel also can be used as a h-m-s-xual
examples nick d, richie b, vinny s, josh s, and the biggest jagel of them all steven n
an incredible type of human being. every school or work place has at least one. commonly found on european vacations, reading literature, and engaging his/herself in historical conversations. he/she is incredibly intellectual and extremely lovable. if you get to know a jagel your life will for ever be changed for the better.
you: “hey jagel what are you doing thins afternoon?”
jagel:”reading how the other half lives by jacob riis and -n-lyzing the progressive age.”
jagle
a jaguar bagel
may i have jagel with cream cheese.

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