Jägerpagne


courtesy of lord simon usher, the beauty that is jägerpagne was first issued out of nessesity over christmas 2012, london, soho. initially a mere celebratory drink to commemorate the heartfelt commercial blasphemy that is the coming of saint nicholas, jägerpagne was drunk first with nothing but n-ble intentions.

as anyone who has tried the drink – one part jäger, two parts champagne – will tell you however, any sense of festivity will soon be one of a mere memory; sweet, or less so.
“jesus, did you see maurice today?” – “yeah, he was tanking jägerpagnes last night.” – “ah right, rookie mistake.”

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