jahova’s stiffness
an unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. not to be confused with a jahova’s witness. (the annoying b-st-rds that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)
dude, i got jahova’s stiffness at disney world when i got on the peter pan ride.
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