J’ai le seum


origin: french; to be disapointed, sad about something…

see also: avoir le sc-m

origin: frenglish (franglais); same meaning but more specific (can only be used in a case of overflow of sperm in your b-lls)
example: “my p-n-s fell off! j’ai le seum (i have the seum)!”

example: “i have an overflow of sperm in my b-lls! j’ai le sc-m (i have the sc-m)!”

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