jail gum
one of many creative innovations that can be found amongst inmates in juvenile detention. made by applying small dabs of toothpaste on each corner of a square of toilet paper, then folding the square into a smaller and more condensed version of itself, and finally dampening it with water. it has vaguely similar properties of real chewing gum and the toothpaste adds a rather cheap taste of mint.
i tried some of this stuff and laughed my -ss off as to why someone would ever want to make this.
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