Jaime Turner
a fact that becomes a legend, which then becomes a myth, but does not get lost in time!
g-d like being, unable to die, has extreme strength and an unnatural to ability to get women to want him.
“woah…that jaime turner is a legend!”
“no….he’s a godd-mn myth dude!”
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