jaimee
crazy -ss motherf-cking irish leprechaun, that is the best way to describe jaimees. they are a texas hating 5 feet tall boss–ss b-tch who isnt scared to woop your -ss and shout bye felicia !!
she is also very s-xually confused as she attempted to suck d-ck how ever goes to a all girl school and has to beat the fan girling b-tches away with a 10 feet wooden stick.
jaimee: mom can i go out tonight
mom: no you havent done your homework or been in school in 5 days
jaimee: bye felicia !
the ultimate ninja/spy/witch ever to be known to mankind. she is ruthless, nocturnal and enjoys strolls along the beach.
“once i ran into jaimee in a alleyway and i was never the same way again!”
a pretty way of spelling a name that can be given to either girl or boy, this spelling is generally used for girls…..
“her name is jaimee?” (i don’t know, you think of a better example!)
the second coolest m-f- in town. sneezes and teleports to the other side of the couch, with the help of video editors, of course. force feeds salt and vinegar chips and thinks caitlins hair looks like a v-g-n-. is also known as edward cullen, but only in her mind. hates the color pink, but still wears it. finds burping and farting in slow motion extremely amusing. starts beanie m-f- chats. wants caitlins mom to make her a cape with girrrrrr on it. her life and birthday was based around twilight. has gotten kicked out of stickam chats 13 times for having using fake hobo teeth, and best of all punched caitlin in her v-g-n-.
jaimee m-f- ima hit you with my pixie stick, and i don’t f-ckin care if that sounds dirty!!
jaimee is the coolest person you will ever see. she has the craziest friend ever she is kristin. and they hang out together all the time. jaimee is the hottest red head you’ll ever meet on the face of this earth.
guy1: who is that?
guy2: who?
guy1: that hot red head over there.
guy2: that’s jaimee she’s hot.
guy1: and her hot brunette friend?
guy2; why that’s kristin the hottest bruntette you will ever meet on the face of this earth
guy1: i can tell.
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