jakes dick

this thing he thinks he has doesn’t exist therefore he needs his daily dose of d*ck to function correctly. this n*gg* thinks he is amazing while his bestie is here like b*tch where his b*tch *ss is like im amazing when everyone truly knows that his bestie is at least 100% better then his b*tch *ss :). (hes pretty amazing but his idioticness? makes him 1% less better then his bestie) 🙂
jakes d*ck does not exist

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