jalal
the son of a huge mafia boss or just a person in the inner circle of a mafia organization. includes perks such as travelling over the world (especially europe) and driving a green mercedez.
just look at that guy, three piece suit, hat, cane, he’s such a jalal.
oh man! now that we just wacked that guy, we’re in the jalal for sure!
i hate that jalal, he’s such a f-g!
1) a very slow, confused organism that doesnt talk to his brother
2) a kid with a dad who is a drug dealer
3) a kid who never jumps on his trampoline
4) a kid who gives his psp to his brother, along with everything else
5) a kid who snaps constantly and cant stop
6) a kid who is a bobblehead
7) a kid who dropped his ipod video into a gl-ss of water and got a full rebate
8) a kid who likes to sleep in a box
9) a kid who threw away his dog
10) a kid who is a hypocrite
note: sentences correspond with the number definition
1) c’mon timmy, talk to your little brother john. stop being a jalal
2) dont worry, i can get drugs from a jalal i know in school. remember, his dad is a drug dealer!
3)dad: ok timmy, if i buy you a trampoline, i dont want you to be a jalal and never jump on it!
4) bro: thanks for giving me ur psp. ur such a jalal. can i have ur room too? jalal: sure.
5) mom: timmy, stop snapping! i knew a jalal back in middle school and i dont want you to become like that.
6) hey, i got a new bobblehead doll of george bush. but he cant bobble as much as jalal!
7)no!!!!!!! im a jalal! my ipod fell in a gl-ss of water! now i have to lie my way out for a full rebate!
8)kid: mom, beds are boring now. if i sleep in a box, its mobility. i dont have to go to one place. i can take it around everywhere i go. mom: fine. only once a week though. i dont want u being a jalal on me now.
9) my dog’s boring now. and it has a thing above its eye, and it looks weird. i’ll just throw it away like jalal.
10) jalal: i’m not a jalal!
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