jalapeno asshole
a condition of the digestive system where, upon expelling intestinal gas from your bowles (farting) or defecating (sh-tting), your -n-s feels as though it is being burned by hydrochloric acid.
–side note– caution is advised when jalepeno -sshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.
usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.
oh g-d, my -n-s is burning! that mexican lunch gave me jalepeno -sshole!
also known as “-sshole aflame”.
i shouldn’t have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now i have -sshole aflame.
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