Jalepeno Hangover
similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your -ss is on fire. other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud b-tt, and air biscuit. primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially jalepenos.
me: i won’t be into work today – i think i have a jalepeno hangover.
boss: i think we need to talk about your jalepeno problem.
me: i can stop anytime i want.
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