Jalopomy


a generic term to describe any noun that might be in rough to bad condition, or something of no worth. when used properly, the term is a replacement for the actual brand name of the item.
person 1: hey, what kind of bike is that?
person 2: it’s a stink’n jalopomy!
person 1: what?
person 2: a huffy you idiot. i got it at k-mart.

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