Jam Donutting
the art of pressure-filling a lady’s joy hole with a good kilo of rasberry jam and co2. with the aid of good muscle control a decent amount of distance should be given to watching as the entire pseduo-prolapse comes out at speed. extra points would normally be given for random streaks h-tting the ceiling that looked like g-d.
mary loved tuesdays as quentin would purchase 10 jars of asda’s finest jam and proceed to squirt the contents into her quim of desire whilst making donkey sounds. retreating to a safe distance, the jam donutting he has just administered was ready to blow
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