Jam Toes
some one who keeps putting their foot in things but doesn’t mean too.
guy 1 – ‘guys, my grandma just died…’
guy 2 – ‘aww man that’s so sad’
guy 3 – ‘ok guys, off to see my grandma, just to make sure she isn’t dead like yours! :d ‘
guy 2 – ‘shut up jam toes!’
guy 1 – cries :'(
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