jamaician house guest


the jamaican house guest is when a girl is riding a guy, and suddenly a random jamaician enters the room, squats over the guy, and sh-ts on his chest, then leaves without saying a word
“colleen and francis told me that they encountered the jamaician house guest last night.”

“last night i was f-cking con, and someone gave me the jamaician house guest,” said john

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