James Blonde
film, short movie, action/adventure/comedy (2005)
james blonde is a spoof of james bond. blonde is portrayed by james hawkins who goes after to defeat the international criminal dr. thunderb-lls, played by stephen stirling. the film was directed and written by ryan ehlen, who also plays blonde’s -ssitant q-tip. the movie also stars matt dal zuffo, conner mellon and james adriansen.
the movie james blonde was very orginal i must admit.
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