james blunt


1: a rubbish singer songwriter, who likes swimming when it’s snowing.
2: rhyming slang for “c-nt”
1. james blunt is sh-t!
2. you are a complete james blunt
1) a singer with floppy brown hair, who sings like a woman.
2) c-ckney rhyming slang for c–t.

org. south london
1) have you bought the new james blunt alb-m? its very moving.
2) oi mate, stop being such a james (blunt).
when you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. this action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the james blunt “beautiful” music video.
i was getting ready for bed last night and i took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, i totally james blunted it!

that’s so creepy, you totally made a james blunder!

whatever, my james bluntness makes me cool!
modern rhyming slang for c-nt.
you, sir, are a james blunt.
a very trite, hackneyed, and stale singer/songwriter of british origin with a spooky ability to make you feel weepy and overcome with emotion, regardless of whether you love or hate him. also british c-ckney rhyming slang for “c-nt”. go figure.
def. 1: dude, how does james blunt do that, make you feel unhappy and romantic at the same time? yes, i know his music sucks. that’s why it’s so weird.

def. 2: lindsay, stop being such a james blunt. it’s so not attractive.
c-ckney rhyming slang for c-nt
do you take me for a complet james blunt?
considered a songwriter, but really a crossdressing woman or a boy who grabbed his b-lls too hard. needs to learn to shut the f-ck up. other names are blunty, c-nt, james blunty, james blunder.
-very high voice- i think im gay, i think im gay, and im noooot beautiful. (sung by james blunt)

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