James Corden
an un-treatable medical condition where the sufferer is in denial of two severe mental conditions, resulting in self-obsession…….
these are :
a:) being clinically obese
b:) thinking you have a sense of humour, to the delusional point that you have convinced yourself you are an hilarious comedian, albeit a clinically obese un-funny hilarious comedian.
symptoms include being fat and totally un-funny, eating all the pies and loving the sound of your own fat squeaky fat–ss voice.
long term prospects are not good for any person you come into contact with.
only known cure: tear up your equity card and get back to working in mcdonalds where you belong fattie..!
stacy: ‘gavin, you fat, un-funny talentless b-st-rd, victim of 10 years of a uk labour government, why did you give up your job at mcdonalds?’
gavin: ‘ i’ll tell you why m’fanwie, i am james corden and because i am under the illusion i am a funny fat–ss toss-monkey, when i’m not…. innit! plus there’s nothin’ wrong with bein’ the only gay in the village!’
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