James Lucas
a.k.a fathead
if you come across one of these your in for a treat as james is one of the most interesting people you can meet. his head for starters is his main -sset. being about the size of a pumpkin or watermelon. he has a constant foul stench about him which consists on cigarettes blended with pizza to give off a most foul aroma that would make any man gasp for air. his hair is an ent-ty of its own, being so greasy and foul that water seems to just flow off it leaving it perfectly dry. his skills with the opposite s-x are below par as he doesn’t know how to break off a relationship and only sticks with it for the p-ssy.
guy: “man my hair is so smelly and dirty cause i forgot to wash it yesterday.”
guy 2: “so your going for the james lucas look are you?”
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