someone who’s not very large in the sack and is know for short lasting time in bed. they are also know for their ability to be easily offended and are known for being a b*tch during an argument.
that guy is a james ryan.
- kog nuts
a man with a m*ssive p*n*s and loves to wear rac**n hats as a hobby, he is very beautiful and everybody wants to be him, he sells his parents car for cocaine money. oh man look at that kog nuts i really need to see that rac**n hat collection of his. i want to be […]
- texas milk mustache
become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance c*mshot facial. it results in a dense layer of s*m*n all on the upper lip. i’ve got such good aim that i gave her a texas milk mustache from 15 feet away.
someone who is completely integrated within the moment and going with positive energies. “hey man, did you see libba over the weekend?” “yeah boi he was so slacknang and in the moment”
- madison slapshot
the act of pulling open the back of someone else’s pants and defecating in them and releasing them causing a slapping effect. originated in madison county, maine as a form of hasing amongst school aged pals. shut up or i’m going to give you a madison slapshot!