Jammin’ My Oscar
jammin’ my oscar means pretty much anything. it’s the cowbell of of things that you’re doing. it’s basically the new “not much/nm u?”
can also be “jammin’ the oscar”
which ever you find flows better.
can replace “just my opnion”
1: hey dude, whats up?
2a: just jammin’ my oscar, wbu?/
b: not much man, jmo/
c: jto, wbu?
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1: dude i had the best night last night. she went on webcam for me while i was jammin my oscar for her.
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1: hey babe, whats up? 😉
2: not much, jus jammin the oscar you know. (could mean masturbating, or just hangin out.)
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1: listen dude, just jto, but i think you smoke too much weed.
2: listen dude, i appreciate your jammed oscar, but stfu.
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