jamoo
a girl who is delusional to the point of believing her own lies. crazy and uneducated, she turns things around to make it seem as if everyone is attacking her when in fact she is the one attacking everyone else. a poor mother and wife, she portrays to the outside world as if she is wonderful and benevolent, as well as blissfully happy in her life while it’s obvious by the hatred and venom she spews that she isn’t. stay away, this type of person is toxic not only to herself but everyone around and may seem to be friendly but is in all actuality planning your demise!!
“i’m glad courtney love got away from being such a jamoo. she’s much cooler now.”
“i don’t think we can be friends anymore, you’re too much of a jamoo!”
slang for jmu, james madison university… coolest place ever
i go to jamoo
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