Jan-Helge
jan was born in iraq 22nd of august. he grew up as a poor boy, always playing with guns and granades. jan is now about fifty, with three sons and a jew wife called bente. one of their sons, called jan-magnils has recently partic-p-ted in a terrorist action in iran. the movement he is in is founded by great, great holy jan…
“ey n-gg-h! what the f-ck is jan doin’ up here in my crib with a c4- plastic dynamite hid in his turban!?”…
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