Janda


the best girlfriend anyone could ever ask for. she makes other girls look like skeezers just with her sheer awesomeness. everybody wants a janda, but only a george truly deserves one.
are you still with that janda?

yes.

i bet you’re going to marry her.
the nicest and kindest babe u will ever meet. what ever u do dont let her go, just love her with all ur heart and she is destined to be with a guy named mason or denis or robert or thomas or patrick or bailey.
be nice and have fun with her. 😉
dude: hey see janda over there
guy: yeah
dude: thats my girl friend
guy: what u could never be with her
dude: oh yeah. hey janda come here
janda: yeah babe
dude: r we going together
janda: yes obvesely. why
dude: no reason. cya. hahahaha in ur face
guy: u lucky f-cker
the author of a united states government textbook used in some colleges and ap high school government cl-sses. it is a long and boring read. janda et al. write in a very repet-tive and patronizing manner, and they are repet-tive writers as well. although usually pr-nouned “jan-da”, the book is also sometimes mockingly called “yan-da” or “ian-da”
john binder hates janda with a p-ssion, but thats mostly because he is a nash-ite.
the coolest chic that will someday rule the earth and have others bow down to her and jade puget!;)
all people far and wide will bow to janda!

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