Janeane Garofalo


an ignorant d-list celebrity/b-tch that has never made a substantive argument to back up any of her political views and instead just calls everyone that disagrees with her a racist or a h-m-phobe. most recently, she did this when she accused tea party protesters of being racist rednecks, even though the protest had nothing at all to do with race. jg lacks the cognitive ability to understand that it is possible for people to be angry about the excessive spending, coming hyperinflation and tax increases that will destroy this country, and not be racists. also, she doesn’t shave her pits and has a head the size of a hummer.
dude: “hey, i said i didn’t want pickles on my burger!”

janeane garofalo: “you f-cking racist.”
a comedienne/actress/liberal activist with about 100 entries on imdb as an actress and about 100 entries as self. accurately concluded iraq did not have wmd’s from not watching fox news. sports numerous tattoos and is 5’1″ because she stunted her growth from smoking.
i saw janeane garofalo smoking while she was walking her dog!

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