Janece
a mischeviously diabolical spark of yin fire. a walking jumble of contradictions. a woman who is at once completely self-possessed yet still hammering out her niche in life. a slap-happy mojo tricksteress. half wolf and half coyote. a benevolent, saintly, monster of ennui-filled shadows. fond of rum and sandy loam and raspberries and dragonsblood. a creature with unusually keen senses for a human, quote possibly one of the very last neolithic phenotypes in existence. speaker of trees. an absolute iconoclast and anachronism.
the lizard queen.
man, that chick is like a crazy cat lady to her aloe vera, crooning incantations and lullabies to houseplants; such a janece! she’s like some funky herbwife from another millennium, don’t look too deep in her eyes, you’ll never be the same.
a mischeviously diabolical spark of yin fire. a walking jumble of contradictions. a woman who is at once completely self-possessed yet still hammering out her niche in life. a slap-happy mojo tricksteress. half wolf and half coyote. a benevolent, saintly, monster of ennui-filled shadows. fond of rum and sandy loam and raspberries and dragonsblood. a creature with unusually keen senses for a human, quote possibly one of the very last neolithic phenotypes in existence. speaker of trees. an absolute iconoclast and anachronism.
the lizard queen.
man, that chick is like a crazy cat lady to her aloe vera, crooning incantations and lullabies to houseplants; such a janece! she’s like some funky her wife from another millennium, don’t look too deep in her eyes, you’ll never be the same.
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