Janet


a manipulative wh-r- that does nothing but f-ck with other peoples feelings. beware she shows no remorse, pain, regret, or sympathy
janet is a b-tch
cool. awesome. amazing
that pineapple is so janet.
a totally amazing woman! loves hard, plays fair. enjoys all positive, hates negative. a big romantic and dreamer. very down to earth with a sensual side. easily entreated and full of pep. likes to get things done. loves children. s-xiest woman on earth…and loves to smile.
janet, i wish i could be just like you.
a girl who while seemingly sweet and innocent is truly very s-xual and sl-tty.

from the character janet weiss in rocky horror picture show
you may thing emily is innocent, but she’s really a janet.
fictional character, who is the prettiest thing on the planet, has a body hotter than a habanero, and lips like a ripe pomegranate, and a smile so incredibly radiant you had to watch it through a peice of smoked gl-ss.

she also owns a copy of joe dirt on dvd.

from weird al yankovic’s new song, close, but no cigar
then i met sweet young janet,
prettiest thing on the planet,
had a body hotter than a habenaro,
she had lips like a ripe pomegranate.
the prettiest girl on the planet, loves to rap, best smile, awesome personality, only girl i look at and care for, would do anything for her, makes me smile, im happy everytime im around her, and all i think about is her.
“david – janet, will you go to prom with me?”
feminine form of john, defined as “g-d is gracious”.
has many issues at times but eventually works them out. she has her own so-called “catchphrases” that make her sound repet-tive and frustrated at times. she enjoys watching shows when she should actually be doing her work and is very self-conscious of herself. she also tends to -ssume many things and should probably realize by now that half the things she -ssumes are not accurate. there are times when she can be super loud and obnoxious, but overall, she is a wonderful, sweet girl who is someone worth holding onto in the future.
wow, you’re so lucky janet is your roommate!

why is that janet being so loud?
janet; is the most beautiful intellegent, s-xy funny down to earth woman i know. and a woman like that is hard to come by.
janet will you marry me and make me the happiest person in the world?!

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