Janhova’s Witness
the name for a stan of janhova, the biblical name for janet damita jo jackson (the queen pop and r&b music). janhova’s witnesses dedicate much of their time (on twitter, etc., etc.) performing field service work to preach the gospel of janet jackson, the groundbreaking artist and magical performer that laid the foundation for the house that the female pop stars of today reside in. janhova’s witnesses are elitists and they have every right to be. janet jackson is one in a million. if you stan for lesser artists, then it is in your best interest to not argue with them.
this ciara stan tried to come for janet. and by me being a janhova’s witness, i proceeded to sn-tch her tattered wig.
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