Jansen
a lanky gonzo looking character who often fails to show up to work on holidays. lives his life in an xbox fantasy world, with or without his ex stepson.
jansen where are you? “how did you f-cks get in my house”
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a wh-r-, mountain goat, adventurer, explorer, gypsy, wizard, spanish fly and grease monkey all rolled together into a one person.
the one and only jypsy j (aka jansen).
term used for having s-x in a popular mmorpg known as runescape. this s-x can be h-m-s-xual, heteros-xual or even beastly.
guy 1: i just had a jansen.
guy 2: hmm… sounds fun.
guy 1: why don’t we do this right now?!
guy 2: i’ll get my laptop!
guy 1: i have my iphone so i can do this 2, 3, 20 times a day!
an important figure in the progression of runescape cheating. moderator of several forums and a very respectable fellow.
see runecms
jansen is awesome, i wish he was gay so i could marry him.
when something is exceptionally remarkable, so much that it drives you to compare it to the the artist theo jansen. theo jansen created kinetic sculptures. kinetic sculptures are creations of jansen’s that resemble large animals (rhino or elephant sized) which roam beaches and are powered by the wind. jansen names his moving animal-like sculptures as if they were new species of living animals. this justifiably likens him to a creator of life, or god, and anything compared to him is effectively very cool.
synonyms: awesome; cool; radical; remarkable; wicked; sick; etc.
antonyms: stupid; dumb; r-t-rded
uses:
1. i was at the club yesterday and, with respect to your outstanding dance moves, i was like, “your f-cking jansen!”
2. this food is great, its f-cking jansen.
3. kristina’s booty moves faster that a f-cking jansen sculpture. she’s jansen!
etc
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