January 1st


noun: the first day of the new year, following extreme drinking from the previous evening (new years eve).

today the world is a quiet place. most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. this is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.
i hereby declare january 1st the official day of recovery, happy new years!
1 more definition
looking tore up or similar to the appearance of a post new year’s eve hangover.
d-mn that girl looks like january 1st

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