Jap Gap
the sn-tch of a jewish american princess that’s stuffed with a folded up piece of paper with a fortune on it…..like a fortune cookie.
like when you say……”hey b-tch…..wanna play j-p gap and tell me my fortune by letting me pull it out with my tongue”??
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