Japan Break Industries


j-pan break industries is quite possibly the single greatest advertis-m-nt jingle ever created. it is found most frequently in the form of a eurobeat song with engrish lyrics, advertising a j-panese demolition company named–you guessed it–j-pan break industries. if it wasn’t already awesome enough, the lyrics- they- you- …you just have to watch it. (youtubeid qs6bipwqbu0)
hammer of justice high up in the sky…
break out!
j-pan break industries
diamond cutter, da da da!
j-pan break industries
automated compressor, let your echoes shake the ground!

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