japañadio
j-pañadio was the foundation of the greatest civilization ever. a fat jolly scottish sailor with a beard was sailing the many seas when he found a lonely island, which he soon populated with the j-panese, canadian, and mexican. soon after the civilation was then named j-pañadio. upon seeing this name, the jolly bearded man nearly laughed himself to death, and needed a few good night’s rest afterward. the man then invited his friends over, and began his life long dream of selling veal with his evil friend. j-pañadio was deemed the greatest country to have ever or will ever exist, and nothing could compare ever. one of the many places that help gave rise to this great nation was j-panada, along with the many j-panadoes it brought along with it.
guy: “i went to visit j-pañadio on fatman airlines, it’s even better than the rumors say.”
girl: “have you been hypnotized?”
guy: “no! it’s just so cooool” the guy then proceeds to break down and cry, and the girl takes him to his house, and leaves him there to cry in a puddle of his own feces because of how amazing his trip to j-pañadio was.
Read Also:
- jayric
jayric is a charming handsome young man, whom is witty and loves to make people laugh. he is caring and kind, but don’t get it twisted he has the att-tude of satan and will tear you apart in 2.5 seconds. jayric’s are rare and if you are lucky enough to know a jayric you should […]
- Jealousy Photo
when you take a person with someone or a group of people purely for the sake of posting on social media to make an ex jealous check out this hot guy in this jealousy photo that kim just posted on instagram
- jonru
disfigure the name of the person (tarnish the good name, harm the honor, etc.) he/she loves to jonru others menjelekkan nama orang (menodai nama baik, merugikan kehormatan, dsb) jangan suka menjonru !
- kaneria
a disease in which you bleed from your -n-s the b-tt hole had kaneria
- krelm
the sound disabled people make “krelmmmm” when a spastic falls over 18