Japanese Ponytail
the process of holding a man or woman’s r-ct-m open with two fingers and then inserting scoops of ice cream, several if possible. then one proceeds to have -n-l s-x with this person.
“oh my god… paul j-panese ponytailed me last night…”
“that b-tch walkin’ like she got a j-panese ponytail!”
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