Japanese Teardrop


n. an unexpected single drop of -j-c-l-t–n that turns up ten minutes after the bolt has been shot, regardless of how thoroughly one mops the bell-end. the missing fish.
(ten minutes after a rigorous masturbation session)
roger: “what the… oh no!”
clive: “what’s up?”
roger: “j-panese teardrop…”
clive: “too much detail mate… not cool!”

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