when the girl jerks off the man’s p-n-s in resemblance to a telescope. the man proceeds to c-m in the woman’s eye making her squint like a j-panese person.
i have the j-panese telescope ready ;).
- chuck berry ing
to p-ss and on a woman and later have her perform a rim job on the male’s -sshole, then surprising her by a fart to the mouth mid-act. remember gina? she isn’t around anymore since we hooked up and i gave her a good chuck berry-ing.
- kentucky breakfast
when you wake up in the morning and smoke an opioid pill (preferably oxycontin) off of a piece of tinfoil, inhaling the smoke through a pen cap or other plastic tube. d-mn, chris is a straight fiend. he told me he has a kentucky breakfast every morning just to keep his hands from shaking while […]
the flabby part of a v-g-n- guy: hey do you have a big poliahu
a f-cking n-gg-r you god d-mn cancer stick i bet you have more fat rolls then iq points you god d-mn r-t-rd die look at that kuke over their yah f-ck you p-ssy
when a guy named nick wants to suck the c-m from your d-ck. i went to the mall and had a nickablowme.