when the girl jerks off the man’s p*n*s in resemblance to a telescope. the man proceeds to c*m in the woman’s eye making her squint like a j*panese person.
i have the j*panese telescope ready ;).
- chuck berry ing
to p*ss and on a woman and later have her perform a rim job on the male’s *sshole, then surprising her by a fart to the mouth mid-act. remember gina? she isn’t around anymore since we hooked up and i gave her a good chuck berry-ing.
- kentucky breakfast
when you wake up in the morning and smoke an opioid pill (preferably oxycontin) off of a piece of tinfoil, inhaling the smoke through a pen cap or other plastic tube. d*mn, chris is a straight fiend. he told me he has a kentucky breakfast every morning just to keep his hands from shaking while […]
the flabby part of a v*g*n* guy: hey do you have a big poliahu
a f*cking n*gg*r you god d*mn cancer stick i bet you have more fat rolls then iq points you god d*mn r*t*rd die look at that kuke over their yah f*ck you p*ssy