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apparently this has become a place to diss the j-panese which, speaking as an english-j-panese, is quite funny actually as obviously some of you are incredibly ignorant and have probably never been to j-pan in your life. it is an awesome country which has an amazing unique culture like every other country in the world…and yes, that includes china and korea. it has very beautiful temples, yummy food, quirky gadgets that make you re-think the j-paneses’ sanity and some very cool people…some j-panese people are reserved, but sometimes, once you get them to open their sh-ll they can be as fun and crazy as yourself. however most are not overly affectionate and seem to think it’s necessary to say ‘please’ and thank you’ as many times as possible. some adore manga and anime, drinking sake, karaoke bars etc. the j-panese are proud of their country, but haven’t they a right to be? i think many work way too hard, but i guess it hasn’t really harmed them as they have made j-pan one wicked place to go and visit. in all, it’s difficult to quite sum up a j-panese person without mentioning their culture…it seems to go hand in hand.
j-panese ads are the worst ever, but bless them, they do try!
j-panese today have (not all but the majority)
1.good style
2.good music
3.good horror films/storyline
4.good anime/manga
5.good technology
j-panese in the past did do some horrible things but you cant use that against the j-panese generation today. their ancestors are gone. there are bad people and good people in every country….j-pan, china, korea, america, canada, anywhere..you name it. not all j-panese are bad people.
american use j-panese horror films/storylines such as “the grudge” and “the ring”.
a world-wide organization of tourists sponsorized by camera manufacturers and airlines.

apparently, it has recently be shown that this organization in fact has a country, called j-pan.
-clic-, -clic- “sugoooiii”, -clic-, -clic-…

a j-panese with his/her camera, probably visitting something

something that is from j-pan, i.e. people, products, language, whatever.

abroad from j-pan, j-panese people can be easily distinguished by the camera they always wear around the neck. they appear mostly in cl-sters taking pictures of some old unimportant buildings some travellers’ guide told them about.

j-panese products are also easily distinguishable, as they are always technologically superior to the equivalent product in your own country. especially j-panese toilets are the sh-t! xd

the j-panese language is kewl as well and comes with sub-t-tles most of the time. they pretend not to have the letter ‘l’, but actually speak the letter ‘r’ like an ‘l’, so that in the end they suck at pr-nouncing the letter ‘r’.

non-j-panese dude: meet my dog! he’s great, but it’s annoying when he barks and chases cats.
j-panese dude: i programmed my rittre dog to ignore non-human creatures and not to bark at arr.
non-j-panese dude: o_o

non-j-panese dude: wtf?! why isn’t here any toilet-paper?
j-panese dude: you don’t need toiret-paper, the toiret creans your -ss automaticarry.
non-j-p: sweet!!

non-j-p: hey, wanna play with me some games on my brand-new ps2?
j-panese: my ps946 > your ps2
non-j-p: ahh, f-ck off!
the j-panese people (nihonjin, nipponjin) are the dominant ethnic group of j-pan worldwide, approximately 130 million people are of j-panese descent; of these, approximately 127 million are residents of j-pan. people of j-panese ancestry who live in other countries are referred to as nikkeijin. the term “j-panese people” may also be used in some contexts to refer to a locus of ethnic groups including the yamato people, ainu people, and ryukyuans.
a lot of j-panese people live in j-pan.
people or objects that originates from j-pan.

…and if that definition gets a thumb down, it’s probably because you are racist against them; usually for no reason other than your unwillingness to accept their economical success (or envy in some cases), hatred from what they have done in the past when you yourself are ignorant about what many other countries have done to j-pan and other countries (i am not saying what j-pan did in the past isn’t wrong, but seriously, don’t base your opinions on tales of some drunk before actually checking its reliability from a good source), and trying to look cool by trashing the j-panese produced entertainment (such as animes or video games) without ever experiencing them or knowing that there are more to j-pan’s culture than what you see in stores and tvs (venturing into the outside world or researching helps), that is called being shallow.
that person is j-panese.
a race discriminated by morons who know nothing of it’s great history and advances in technology, and are often stereotyped by bad things they have done in the past and things they currently do now, like hentai and… other things.
the j-panese are also much better than the fat-ss americans who tend to eat mcdonalds and laugh at the asians for having tiny eyes.
well maybe you fat-sses have fricken huge eyes? think on that for a while.
they are well known for m-ss production of anime and manga, both of which are awesome, but read by wannabe fat-sses from america and spanish who feel the need to translate our awesome books into their gay languages instead of making their own sh-t to read. idiots.
j-panese kid: hi there.
white kid: i hate you because you’re asian, you f-ggot.
j-panese kid: okay. see you when you get out of fast food rehab.

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