Japanimation

less common term for anime which an anime geek(otaku) will shun you for using; not to be confused with hentai
not all anime is p-rn.
term that describes j-panese animated cartoons made in the 1980s or earlier, usually television series made on small budgets resulting in bullwinkle-style art and as much story as possible crammed into a half hour. this term has been generally replaced with the word anime since the 1990s.
kyojin no hoshi, heidi of the swiss alps, and the flanders’ dog are the most well-known j-panimation t-tles within j-pan.
anime
ruoni kenshin, akira, ninja scroll, cowboy bebop
the j-panese art of translating with the j-panese person’s mouth moving exageratedly not proportional to the tanslated word, usually in cartoons.
the j-panese person was saying “hi”, but j-panimation made their mouth move like they were saying “h-llo, my name is kiko and i welcome you to my house that is here in j-pan in the pacific ocean right next to china with the capital being tokyo and where our money is the yen.”
a horribly drawn form of j-panese cartoon, usually resulting in horribly exaggerated features, pointy, blue hair and ninjas wearing orange. a true insult to animation.
that j-panimation sh-t is screwed up. why the h-ll do they all have eyes the size of a dinner plate?
animation made in j-pan. the only way j-pan can express their hatred towards america without george bush getting medieval on their b-ttox.
reporter: master j-panimator mr. miyazaki, what is your opinion on american j-panimation?

miyazaki: amedica hazu veddy bad infruencu 1 chidren. it always “daddy i wann f-ck,” or “will joe get chiku,” or same such unoriginal thing in amedican j-panimation. so i base all my j-panimation antagonist on amedican pigs.

reporter: really?

miyazaki: yes. in my view, my j-panimation “spirited away” is about young amedican chiku trapped in j-pan for somes days. but in end triumphs by learning j-panese way.

reporter: it seems so. i also feel a sense of american antagonism in your j-panimation “nausicaa.”

miyazaki: ho! ho! my j-panimation/j-panimanga “nausicaa of valley of wind” amedican antagonism exist to. torumekia/the 3rd army wish to defeat the wasteland by destroying everything. hai-domo, veddy amedican. on other hand, the valley people have learned to live in harmony with nature. that is j-panese way.

reporter: so the same thing seems to be going on in your j-panimation “mononoke” too?

miyazaki: in “princess mononoke”, eboshi and iron maker veddy amedican! they kill whatever in way and hog recources because they are pigs. ash-taka and his village are j-panese way! they keep to themselves. but demon boar try to change village to amedican, and ash-taka is cursed and tempted by amedican way. but in end ash-taka triumphs by using j-panese way!

reporter: any final comments?

miyazaki: we j-panese learn much during seconds world war. but amedican really lose in the end, because they become even more pigs.
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(juh-payn-uh-mayshun)
another word for anime which is admittedly much more fun to say. it is an addictive and awesome artform when it is not being used to either tell depressingly boring stories (unless, of course, they feature those cute demon boys.. grrowl) or is used primarily to get illogically big-breasted women into small shirts.
see also: anime
“j-panimation pwns american animation any day of the week ;)”

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