japornime

n. j-panese p-rnographic animation.

also known as anime or j-p-rnimation, this type of animated cartoon is populated with characters typically having large eyes, cute figures, bright costumes, and shrill voices. plot is superficial and of little interest to the audience, who are really watching to catch a glimpse of underage schoolgirls engaged in s-xually suggestive activity (see sailor moon).

the defining intererest, and preferred masturbatory fodder, for the wapanese, although they are usually too ashamed to admit it publicly.
every afternoon, geoff-san would hole up in his dorm room, close the curtains, get out his laser disc player, and proceed to vigorously w-nk off to “la blue girl” j-p-rnime.
a combination word for j-panese anime p-rn. commonly known as “hentai”, it is more casually referred to as anime p-rn, or j-p-rnime.

like most p-rn, and most anime for that matter, there tends to be little or no coherent plot. unlike regular anime, however, whose popularity is entirely confusing due to this lack of intrinsic value, j-p-rnime rewards your sitting through insane plots by using it as an excuse for bizzare and often physically impossible feats of s-xual depravity, such as tentacle rape.

j-p-rnime can be used simply for the sheer enjoyment of it, or, in the broader category of shock media, j-p-rnime is often inflicted upon unwitting viewers with the intent to shock and disgust. la blue girl is an excellent example of this type of j-p-rnime, whereas many other j-p-rnime films shock mostly by being pedophillic or incestuous.
i don’t think i’ll ever be the same again after you showed me that cl-t-p-n-s scene. g-d d-mn j-p-rnime.
p-rnographic j-panese anime
when chris isn’t spending weekends dressing up as his favourite anime character at conventions, he stays home and w-nks it to j-p-rnime.