Japstacking


verb

1. when 5 or more j-panese people merge together to form one larger humanoid ent-ty with all 4 limbs capable of independent movement. much akin to a cheerleader pyramid, but the j-panese never engage in this activity for entertainment purposes. it is solely used as an extreme last resort in order to attack or defend. unlike a cheerleading pyramid, which takes practice, trust and great deal of familiarity with your team mates and/or system, j-pstacking can occur with 5 j-panese total strangers. the reason for this is because j-panese people in general are fit, trim and most of them are ninjas. this primal inner instinct or governing group mentality only occurs in the j-panese, much like in army ants. when they merge together, it’s not in the manner of smaller pieces of “the blob” reconvening to form 1 big blob, but more in the manner of voltron merging, but without the metallic machinery noises. they stack in a very calculated and mathematical manner, but without thinking or practice.

2. the human equivalent of a transformer combiner or gestalt (devastator, bruticus, menasaur, superion, etc.) as can be seen in the drawn together episode ent-tled “gay bash.”
“most of the j-panese ran when they saw g-dzilla coming, but the students in mr. hashimoto’s karate cl-ss started j-pstacking to defend the dojo from destruction.”

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